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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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