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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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