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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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