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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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