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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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