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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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