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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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