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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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