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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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