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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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