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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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