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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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