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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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