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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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