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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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