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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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