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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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