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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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