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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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