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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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