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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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