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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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