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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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