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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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