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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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