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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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