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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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