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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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