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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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