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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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