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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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