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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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