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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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