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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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