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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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