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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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