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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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