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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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