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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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