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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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