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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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