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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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