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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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