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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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