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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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