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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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