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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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