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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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