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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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