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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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