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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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