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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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