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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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