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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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