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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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