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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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